What i have lost recently

If you guys find any of this stuff in ur house or car or anywhere u see it pls return to me....

1) my shoes...new yellow and white reebok shoes...been missing for a few weeks

2) my key...my car key....only the key... i still have the remote...

3) my virginity....yeah i wish....=P.... but really if u guys can find the first 2 stuff i'd be greatful belanja u makan.....

What i want for my Birthday

Hi,

First of all sorry for being so LOA....
Those of you who dunno me ignore this
Those of you that want to get me sumthing for my birthday this is what i suggest.


Normally to get a person a birthday present this is the routine
1) Drive to the Curve (40mins)
2) Look for present (30mins)
3) Decide to buy the present (30mins)
4) Drive back to cyberjaya (40mins)

Total Time = 140 mins

Total money spent
Petrol = RM15
Toll = RM4
Present= RM5
Parking= RM1
Total amount spent RM25

The alternative you can do is this...

Option 1
Clean my room (60mins) Cost = 0

Option 2
Clean my car (30mins) Cost = 0 , i got all the stuff you need including vacuum cleaner

Option 3
Spend time with me yamcha (60mins) Cost = RM5

Option 4
Clean my wardrobe (40mins) Cost = 0

Option 5
Clean my table (20mins) Cost = 0

Option 6
Tidy my shelves (20mins) Cost = 0

Option 7
Pray for me (5mins) Cost = 0

Option 8
Call me, pls dun sms (2mins) Cost = RM1


Any of the options above, time spent < 140mins
Actual Cost < RM25
Actual Price to me = Priceless

Thank you....

=P